Archive | Holiday Horror

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See The First Trailer For The Holiday Horror Film ‘Massacre On Aisle 12’ Here

  Full Auto Films and Code 3 Films have teamed up for  ‘Massacre on Aisle 12’, directed by Jim Klock and William Mark McCullough (Patient Seven). This indie horror-comedy stars Jim Klock, Chad Ridgely, Mike Capozzi and Michael Buonomo and follows a group of hardware store employees who stumble across a bag of cash and […]

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Spoon Fed Horror

Expect more from your entertainment. Don’t be spoon fed. Whether film, literature, music, even video gaming…refuse to be dumbed down. As I move over the half way point in post production for “Death House” I’ve had time to reflect on the film and wonder how it will be received. The latest news on yet another […]

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New Anthology Coming This April Reveals The True Horror Of The ‘Holidays’

A new horror anthology from Vertical and XYZ  will soon be released.  The film, titled Holidays, focuses on all the major holidays celebrated all over the world, like Christmas, Valentine’s Day and New Year’s Eve.     The anthology will bring together a horde of great genre directors including Kevin Smith (Tusk), Gary Shore (Dracula Untold), […]

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Friday the 13th Gets Lucky

“What a piece of shit! No one’s gonna see this crap!” — Actress Betsy Palmer aka Pamela Vorhees The late, esteemed critic, Roger Ebert, coined the phrase “Dead Teenager Movie” and I have stated several times that Jaws 2 arguably gets technical credit as the first one. While teenagers in peril was a long standing […]

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Clever Girl’s Top 5 Films of 2015

This year was a fantastic year for film! “Mad Max,” “Jurassic Park,” “Star Wars,” and “The Terminator” all appeared once again on the big screen. Horror fans had an opportunity to enjoy remakes such as “Poltergeist,” and see sequels to “Insidious” as well as “Paranormal Activity.” We had the conclusion to “The Hunger Games” and […]

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Amityville Horrible

The only fact about any of the Amityville Horror films is that the DeFeo family was murdered in their sleep inside the house on 112 Ocean Avenue. The real horror is what the surviving relatives must endure every time one of these lousy films is made. Hollywood cynicism goes beyond making bad films and trying […]

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The Scariest Parade On Earth, Austria’s Annual Krampus Parade

    With Christmas rapidly approaching and Krampus opening in theaters this weekend, the anti-Santa is everywhere, including Austria’s yearly Krampus parade.     At the “Krampuuslauf Graz” parade, known as “The scariest parade on Earth”, hundreds of people dressed in their scariest Krampus themed costumes join to celebrate the legend and scare who they can.   […]

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You Better Watch Out, Krampus Is Coming To Town This Weekend!

    Legendary Pictures in-conjunction with Universal will be unleashing Michael Dougherty’s holiday-horror-film, Krampus, in theaters this weekend.     The film follows Max, played by Emjay Anthony (Insurgent), a young man who has turned his back on Christmas. During the holiday, as his family’s dysfunction reaches an all time high, Krampus, an ancient deity […]

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