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Movie Review: The Addams Family Strokes (2019)

If you are like me, you may not have given much thought about the Addams Family fucking, but since we live in a glorious modern age, someone has... and filmed it, so here we are! First things first, the clip is actually called Addams Family Orgy,...

Movie Review: Tammy and the T. Rex (Unrated Cut)

After one of the most unbelievably shitty faux Alice Cooper tunes ever recorded by... someone, we get down to brass fuckin' tacks as Tammy (Denise Richards), or 'Tanny' as the beginning credits call her, is reticent to start a new relationship with...

Movie Review: The Furies (2019)

"High school student" Kayla (Airlie Dodds, who is an excellent actress, but she ain't passing for a teenager no matter what the script says) and her gal-pal Maddie (Ebony Vagulans) find themselves in some diabolically dire straits after they are...

Movie Review: Mermaid Down (2019)

Two salty sea men (I just keep 'em cumming, eh boils n' ghouls?) sit around yappin' about mermaids as so many of us do. Well, this gets to that, and these bastards not only catch a mermaid (Alexandra Bokova), but they cut her goddamn tail off...

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