Movie Review: The Addams Family Strokes (2019)

November 2, 2019

Written by DanXIII

Daniel XIII; the result of an arcane ritual involving a King Diamond album, a box of Count Chocula, and a copy of Swank magazine, is a screenwriter, director, producer, actor, artist, and reviewer of fright flicks…Who hates ya baby?

If you are like me, you may not have given much thought about the Addams Family fucking, but since we live in a glorious modern age, someone has… and filmed it, so here we are!

First things first, the clip is actually called Addams Family Orgy, and it begins like an episode of the series we all know and love with Morticia ( the gorgeous Audrey Noir) clipping the flowers off from rose stems in her sitting room.

Enter Gomez (Eric John) who begins espousing his love for his wife which leads to oral… typical Addams goings-on, amirite? Of course Fester ( Dick Chibbles) gets wind of the action and begins licking props and doing a stealth fap as one would do in polite society.

Meanwhile Wednesday (the adorable Kate Bloom) is performing some sort of light bondage/sex magic routine with Pugsley (Juan “El Caballo” Loco) which is witnessed by Thing who rats the dastardly duo out to Gomez who calls a family meeting… which results in an outre orgy!

I’m not going to mince words here dear reader; if you dig on adult material, and love the Addams Family there are some good times to be had here. The cast is incredibly game, and appear to be having a great deal of fun (as you’d imagine they would be).

If there’s a negative involved it’s that I wish there was a black and white version available to more closely mimic the show, and I would have lost my mind with laughter if Fester did the famous lightbulb illuminating in his mouth gag when he came.

So there you have it, it’s the porn parody horror hounds didn’t know they needed, but it’s a fun watch that pays enough service to the original to appeal to fans of the franchise!



The Addams Family Orgy only available to Family Strokes subscribers. 



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