Dig this sinister synopsis my cats n’ creeps:
Wes (Drew Marvick, Pool Party Massacre), an amateur monster huntin’ type, actually goes against the grain and helps a group of comely vampire vixens to create a website where their prey becomes their pay… but their fang bangin’ ways can only go on static-free for so long…
Now as you may guess, my arcane ass was all in for that… until I saw this fright flick runs nearly two hours…
Well, Directors Angelica De Alba and Paul Ragsdale (whom also wrote the picture)… who brought us 2023’s Murdercise (which shares many cast members with this film)… proved my clock-based attention deficit fears were unfounded!
Over those 2 hours we get blood, boobs, and a definitely fucked-up sequence or two as you’d expect… but there’s also plenty of wit, heart, and pointed satire at today’s trendy influencer-driven money-making opportunities… all of which moves at a brisk pace and ensures that Onlyfangs never over-stays it’s wicked welcome!
Add in an extremely game and personable cast, and some top-shelf cinematography courtesy of Dan Zampa (also of the aforementioned Murdercise), and you have a horror comedy that’s hard to resist!
Fang-filled, freaky, and funny; Onlyfangs is one to park your arcane asses in front of if you want to be delightfully drained n’ entertained!
