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‘Round about Christmas time, a group of Santa (and one elf) suited criminal-types rob a bank and take refuge in a motor lodge in the middle of nowhere. They soon jettison their get-ups, but keep the Christmas themed code-names, while one of their...

Former child star Vegas Winters (The People Under the Stairs' Sean Whalen, who co-wrote and directed the film as well), is having a rough patch. His girlfriend (at least she was at one point), Andrea (Felissa Rose, the legendary Sleepaway Camp)...

William Dorn (Chuck Connors, Fox's Werewolf series from '87) is the type of guy who gets wild hairs up his ass about littering, traffic violations, muggings, the price of peaches, rude wait staff,... pretty much you name it, and it makes him get...

Mélinda (Myriam Mézières, who would appear in Spermula the following year along with Udo Kier) is a trench coat and fedora-clad private eye who when isn’t unofficially cosplaying as a Film Noir character is balls deep (though not as much as some of...