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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

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And A Bottle of Ho-Hum: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES REVIEW

Is there a series with more severe dimensioning returns than Pirates? We are ten years past the last film in the series that was even considered passable, and fourteen since the only movie that was actually great. But hey, Johnny has alimony payments and these films somehow still make more money than all the gold on Treasure Island. So here we are with the 5th Pirates of The Caribbean film, which despite no-one asking for or wanting, everyone will end up dragging themselves to the theaters for anyway. At this point the franchise has long since gone rotten, and Dead Men Tell No Tales is the moldy fish scraped from the barrels bottom. Captain Jack Sparrow is back, but far from the Oscar nominated performance of the past, Depp has all the charm of a fifty year old man in the midst of a nasty divorce and domestic violence accusations trying to earn a paycheck. Lazy, stupid, and an afterthought

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Capt McNeely

May 29, 2017

Interviews

Greg Lamberson Discusses Johnny Gruesome, His Film Festival And More In An Interview

Actor-author-screenwriter-director Greg Lamberson took a few minutes to fill us in on not only some of his past projects, but his upcoming film Johnny Gruesome which will be out later this year. Starring Anthony De La Torre, Byron Brown II, Aprilann, and Michael DeLorenzo, Johnny Gruesome is a tale of murder, revenge, and the undead, based on Lamberson’s award-winning novel. Horror Fuel: “What role did you play in I Was A Teenage Zombie? I saw the trailer and I’m going to have to find a copy.” Lamberson: “I was the production manager and I also played the role of the nerd who tries to score some weed from the zombie drug dealer right before the big high school dance. It is sort of a long history of how I became involved with that. I moved to New York City from a small town and at my very first job I met a gal who had worked in a slasher film

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

May 28, 2017

Trailers

Final Trailer Washes Ashore For Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales

The final trailer for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ has washed ashore and it looks fantastic. The message is made clear, the dead have taken over the seas. In the teaser, released this October, we got our first look at Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar and young man Henry, played by Brenton Thwaites, as he promises to deliver a message to Captain Sparrow for Captain Salazar. Load videoYouTube sets cookies once the video loads Johnny Depp is back as the one and only, Captain Jack Sparrow. And Orlando Bloom walks the deck once again as Captain Will Turner. There will be a horde of other cast members, both returning and those making their first appearance in the fifth swashbuckling pirate film of the franchise, including: Kaya Scodelario, Stephen Graham, Colshifteh Farahani, Geoffrey Rush, David Wenham, Kevin McNally, Goran D. Kleut, Martin Klebba, and Sir Paul McCartney. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales’ sails

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 2, 2017

Trailers

The Dead Have Taken Over The Seas In The New Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 Trailer

The first full trailer for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales’ has washed ashore and it looks fantastic. The message is made clear, the dead have taken over the seas. In the teaser, released this October, we got our first look at Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar and young man Henry, played by Brenton Thwaites, as he promises to deliver a message to Captain Sparrow for Captain Salazar. Johnny Depp is back as the one and only, Captain Jack Sparrow. And Orlando Bloom walks the deck once again as Captain Will Turner. There will be a horde of other cast members, both returning and those making their first appearance in the fifth swashbuckling pirate film of the franchise, including: Kaya Scodelario, Stephen Graham, Colshifteh Farahani, Geoffrey Rush, David Wenham, Kevin McNally, Goran D. Kleut, Martin Klebba, and Sir Paul McCartney. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man Tell No Tales’ sails into theaters nationwide on May 26, 2017.

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Feb 6, 2017

Trailers

First Teaser Trailer Arrives For ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 : Dead Men Tell No Tales’

Walt Disney Studios has just released the first teaser trailer for ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Tell No Tales’, named after Disney’s ride. In the teaser trailer we get our first look at Javier Bardem as Captain Salazar and young man Henry, played by Brenton Thwaites, as he promises to deliver a message to Captain Sparrow from Captain Salazar. The film is said to not only feature ghosts, but witches as well. Johnny Depp will go head to head with the supernatural once again as Captain Jack Sparrow. Geoffrey Rush will return as Captain Barbossa and Orlando Bloom will reprise his role as Captain Will Turner. Kaya Scodelario and David Wenham, will co-star. In the film, Captain Jack Sparrow finds the winds of ill-fortune blowing even more strongly when deadly ghost pirates led by his old nemesis, the terrifying Captain Salazar, escape from the Devil’s Triangle, determined to kill every pirate at sea…including him. Captain Jack’s only hope

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Oct 3, 2016

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