What Are You Doing In My Sewers: Shrek Invades The New ‘It’ Trailer

August 6, 2017

Written by Capt McNeely

Georgia Division ZADF Twitter: @ZADF_ORG

Just when you thought The Cat In The Hat was the scariest thing hanging out in the Derry Sewers, a certain ogre pokes his ugly green head out.

Ogres are like onions! Ogres are like onions! I’m starting to think the It trailer would still be scary if you replaced Pennywise with a goldfish, let alone an 8 foot tall foul smelling monster like Shrek. Thats not a bad question actually; what does Pennywise smell like? Shouldn’t that white cotton clown costume be smeared in brown?
I really hope “insert random slightly creepy children character Into It trailer” becomes a new meme. Maybe next up The Grinch?


Yep….not terrifying at all.


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