by DanXIII | Feb 5, 2022 | Movies, Reviews
Ever wonder what ALF would be like if Gordon Shumway was constructed from 80/20 ground beef? No? Well you are readin’ the wrong column mother fucker! Speaking of “mother fucker”, those words start with the letters “M” and “F”...
by DanXIII | Jan 29, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Dora Baldini (Daria Nicolodi), her kiddo Marco (Beyond the Door’s David Colin Jr.), and her new husband Bruno (we don’t talk about Bruno no no… okay, we do, and he’s played by Yor: the Hunter From the Future’s Overlord himself, John...
by DanXIII | Jan 29, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Prolific cinematic maverick Jess Franco directed roughly 7,865 movies in his career, so it seems inevitable he would ply his trade with a lil’ film noir… and he sure as shit did! To that end we turn our putrid peepers towards Severin’s release of...
by DanXIII | Jan 23, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Mona (Gro Swantje Kohlhof) heads to a hotel in the remote village of Stainbach after her mother, flight attendant Marlene (Sandra Hüller), falls victim to a severe mental episode while staying at the same location… a location that has been plaguing her chronic...
by DanXIII | Jan 22, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
After a serious case of credits with training montage we get down to the meat n’ potatoes of Disciples of Shaolin; namely the arrival of Shaolin-style kung-fu bumpkin Kuan (Alexander Fu Sheng, who tragically died at age 28 from injuries sustained in a car...
