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Movie Review: 4/20 Massacre is an Impressive Modern Slasher Flick!

I usually find stoner flicks to be absolutely dreadful, pandering, horsecrap of the highest order…like I’d rather have hepatitis of the asshole than watch one. So imagine my absolute delight when 4/20 Massacre darkened my doorstep… The story of 4/20 Massacre goes as follows: 5 young ladies head out into the woods over the 4/20 “holiday” to celebrate their friend Jess’ (played by the ever-welcome Jamie Bernadette giving another kick-ass performance) birthday. Upon arrival they are given a dire warning from the local Forest Ranger (a tour de force performance from James Storm) to stick to the trails and avoid the hill country which is home to some hard-ass pot farmers…like of the murderous variety. Being the experienced woodspeople that they are, the women get lost almost immediately, and have a run in with a shell-shocked dude that escaped one of those said hard-asses mentioned a sentence ago. Regardless of the now double douse of “stay the fuck out of

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DanXIII

Mar 25, 2018

Streaming TV

A First Look At Alexandre Aja’s “Campfire Creepers” Starring Robert Englund

Alexandre Aja ( The Hills Have Eyes, Piranha 3D) is gearing up to debut his VR anthology series titled “Campfire Creepers” and we have a couple of new images to share with you. The series “invites the viewer to join the fire circle at Camp Coyote as a group of campers take turns telling scary stories, each one leading you on an immersive ride into your darkest childhood fears.” The first installment, “Campfire Creepers: The Skull of Sam,” stars horror legend Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street) and will debut at Tribeca this April. The debut episode is, “A creepy tale of a couple who encounters a vicious stranger in the woods, who has plans to add them to his rather unique collection. By injecting humor into this horrific scenario, the experience invites audiences to laugh between the screams.” The Tribeca film festival will run from April 18th and April 29th. “The Skull of Sam” will premiere as part of

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 20, 2018

Paranormal

Finn Wolfhard Appears In First Image From ‘The Turning’

Talented young actor Finn Wolfhard (Stranger Things) stars in the paranormal thriller The Turning which has just entered production. Wolfhard will be playing the role of an orphan. In the first picture from the film, we see Wolfhard and co-star Brooklyn Prince. The adaption of The Turning of the Screw by Henry James is directed by Floria Sigismondi and centers on a caretaker who is hired to look after two orphaned children at their family’s isolated estate. Upon the caretaker’s arrival, the young woman finds that the children are not quite what they seem and that she might be losing them to evil spirits with a secret tie to their past. Mackenzie Davis and Niall Greig Fulton co-star in the film written by Chad and Carey Hayes. In the 1898 story that was originally printed in Collier’s Weekly, a young governess has been hired to look after and teach a young brother and sister who live in a sprawling gothic

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 14, 2018

News

Stephen King’s ‘The Bone Church’ Being Adapted For A TV Series

The past couple of years, Stephen King adaptions have been everywhere and that trend shows no signs of slowing. In fact, King’s The Bone Church, a poem he wrote in the ’60s has been acquired by Chris Long (Mr. Mercedes) and David Ayer’s Cedar Park Entertainment, Deadline reports. The plan is to develop the poem for a new television series. In the narrative poem, first published in 2009 in the November issue of Playboy, “An adventurer organizes an expedition deep into a vast jungle land to locate the mythic Bone Church. They discover a secret not meant for the eyes of strangers. Only three of the 32 travelers escaped with their lives in a tale narrated by one of the survivors, who tells stories from a bar stool to patrons who’ll buy him drinks.”

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Feb 25, 2018

GamingProduct

‘Volumes Of Blood’ Anthology Gets Its Own Game!

Earlier this year, the terrifying anthology film Volumes of Blood arrived and fans were thrilled. Now, Blood Moon Pictures and Mythmaker Games have teamed up for the newest in table-top terror, Volumes of Blood: Body Count, a card game. In the game, players “take on the role of a horror film director and use killers, locations, weapons, and characters from the Volumes of Blood cinematic universe as you face off against your opponents to create a scene of carnage and build the largest body count. Volumes of Blood: Body Count is fun for the whole dysfunctional family.” The anthology centers on a couple who “plans to purchase an old home but would like one last tour before the closing. They’re guided around the estate by a creepy realtor that may have more in store than they bargained for. Searching floor by floor, they begin to discover the remnants of its sordid and terrifying past… A popular 80’s franchise gets a

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Feb 21, 2018

IndieMoviesParanormal

Movie Review: The Lodgers is a Must See for Lovers of Gothic Thrillers!

In a small Irish village, orphan twins Rachel (Charlotte Vega) and Edward (Bill Milner) live a reclusive existence within the confines of their decaying mansion (handed down through generations of their family) which no stranger may enter. Also the place is cursed (as all of the previous heir’s parents have drowned together in a lake on the estate’s grounds) and haunted…and the spirits are gettin’ a tad restless… Anyhow, one day Rachel (more adventurous than her sullen sibling who has never left the house since their parents died years previous) strolls to town and meets Sean (Eugene Simon); an outcast soldier just back from World War 1. Rachel gets a case of the horny’s for Sean (seems masturbation and an incestuous relationship with Eddie ain’t cuttin’ the mustard anymore)…which creates an interesting love triangle to say the least. Complicating our protagonists’ lives further; they may have to sell the house as the family’s solicitor, Mr. Bermingham (David Bradley), arrives with

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DanXIII

Feb 18, 2018

ForeignMovies

Movie Review: Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight is an Amazing Film that Blends Everything a Geek Culture Holds Dear!

Lone (Michael Ning) and Yeung (Louis Cheung) are two anime-lovin’ dudes (with their fav being Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth…with protagonists that look a lot like our heroes…or do our heroes look like the characters…more on that in a bit) who dress as pandas to make a living. As perfectly peachy as that sounds, our man Lone has a few problems in his life; like the fact that his ex-con father has returned after a decade in the big house, to try and make amends for injuring Lone’s step-mother, Shan (Carrie Ng), in a car crash that left the former Cantonese opera star crippled and housebound (and resulted in her brother’s death to boot)…or that his last relationship was six years ago (though he and Yeung both have a crush on the paranormal researcher Yit (Cherry Ngan) who happens to be Shan’s niece)…well, at least nothing could be stranger than that, right? You know the answer to that is

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DanXIII

Feb 16, 2018

Movies

Movie Review: Diverge is an Unforgettable Cinematic Experience!

In a post-apocalyptic, plague-ravaged wasteland, a man named Chris tends to the needs of his dying wife Anna…that set-up right there tells you that Diverge is gonna have a wee bit more gravitas than the flicks I usually review ’round these parts; you know the ones that usually start with ‘Holy hell there was nudity and ten deaths before the opening credits’! Moving on… As if Chris’ miserable existence wasn’t horrible enough, he soon finds himself the victim of a rather severe leg wound which causes him to lose consciousness. Well, things do keep coming up Chris as our hero finds himself naked and in the pre-apocalyptic past where he gets to see his wife healthy and himself not looking like ten pounds of shit in a two pound sack…but he can’t exactly stroll up and say ‘Hey, how’s it hanging?” We soon discover that Chris was kidnapped by an enigmatic stranger and offered the option to go back in

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DanXIII

Feb 4, 2018

Trailers

An Accident Sets Off A Terrible Chain Of Events In ‘Midnighters” Trailer

Alex Essoe killed it back in 2014 when she starred in Starry Eyes. Now, she’s back in Julius Ramsey’s Midnighters whose trailer has just arrived. Directed by Julius Ramsay (The Walking Dead) from the script written by Alston Ramsay (Rogue), the film also stars Perla Haney-Jardine, Dylan McTee, Ward Horton, Andrew Rothenberg, and Joseph Anderson. In the film, “A New Years night becomes a long day’s journey into dread for one seriously unlucky couple in this wild ride nerve-twister. On their way home from ringing in midnight on January 1, married-with-problems Lindsay (Alex Essoe) and Jeff (Dylan McTee) accidentally run down a man in the middle of the road. Things look bad when they panic and stash the body in the backseat. Things look worse when they discover that the stranger they hit may have had sinister intentions involving the couple and their family. And things go off the rails when a certain psychotic “Detective Smith” (Ward Horton) comes calling…

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Feb 3, 2018

Halloween

First Images From The Set Of Halloween

The first images have emerged from the set of the David Gordon Green-directed new Halloween film, co-written by Danny McBride. The first look we got from the highly-anticipated film was courtesy of star Jamie Lee Curtis who is returning to her role as Laurie Strode who standing beside Green. The next images from the set were shared by Nick Castle, the original Michael Myers who is putting the mask back on as “The Shape” at the age of 70. The film, which will ignore every sequel, also stars Judy Greer as Karen Strode, Laurie’s Daughter. Andi Matichak will play the role of Laurie’s granddaughter, Allyson. Will Patton (Armageddon), Rob Niter (The Gym), Rhian Rees (The Lears), Virginia “Ginny” Gardner (Marvel’s Runaways), Miles Robbins (My Friend Dahmer), Dylan Arnold (Mudbound), and Drew Scheid (Stranger Things) co-star. The film was scored by John Carpenter who serves as executive producer along with Malek Akkad, and Jason Blum. Gordan Green and Danny McBride will

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Feb 1, 2018