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15 Hilarious Adult Horror Parodies

WARNING! Viewer discretion advised! Do NOT play trailers in a public place! Over the past few years we have done a lot of movie lists, everything from “based on a true story” to vampire movies. I have come up with a new list, but this one is just for the grown folks. Here’s something for horror fans who happen to be a little freaky, 15 Adult Horror Parodies. The titles are funny and the parodies are hilarious. Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, you will find no nudity here. 1. Evil Head Ash doesn’t slay deadites in this parody, he lays them. 2. A Wet Dream on Elm Street One two, Freddy’s coming for you… sorry, I couldn’t resist. 3. This Ain’t the Munsters Let’s be honest, many boys (and girls) grew up fantasising about Yvonne De Carlo’s character Lily Munster. 4. Friday the 13th XXX A sexy Jason, who knew that under those overalls he was hiding

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Apr 12, 2017

ClipsTrailers

Watch The First 10 Minutes Of UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS

The fifth installment of the Underworld franchise, Underworld: Blood Wars, has just arrived on Digital HD. To celebrate, Sony Pictures has unleashed the first 10 minutes of the film to give you a taste of what you can expect to see in Selene’s return. From the Previous Press Release: CULVER CITY, Calif. (Feb. 27, 2017) – The fifth installment in the blockbuster franchise, the high-octane sci-fi thriller, UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS, debuts on digital April 11 and 4K Ultra HD™/Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, Blu-ray™ and DVD April 25 from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld franchise) returns as iconic Death Dealer Selene, more powerful than ever before. As the war between Vampires and Lycans escalates, Selene must end the battle that has raged for centuries, once and for all. UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS also stars Theo James (The Divergent Series), Lara Pulver (Edge of Tomorrow), Tobias Menzies (“Outlander”), Bradley James (“Damien”), James Faulkner (“Game of Thrones”) and Charles Dance (“Game of Thrones”).

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Apr 12, 2017

Trailers

Sink Your Fangs Into The Trailer For The Horror Comedy THE NIGHT WATCHMEN

There is a new horror comedy, titled The Night Watchmen, making waves at films festivals and it’s one you are going to want to sink your teeth into. Directed by Mitchell Alteri, Night Watchmen was written by Ken Arnold and Dan DeLuca, who also stars in the film alongside Ken Arnold, Kevin Jiggetts, Kara Luiz, James Remar, Max Gray Wilbur, Matt Servitto, Tiffany Shepis, Rain Pryor, Diona Reasonover, Dan Franko, Gary Peebles, and Sarah French. In the film, three inept night watchmen, aided by a young rookie and a fearless tabloid journalist, fight an epic battle to save their lives. A mistaken warehouse delivery unleashes a horde of hungry vampires, and these unlikely heroes must not only save themselves but also stop the scourge that threatens to take over the city of Baltimore. The Night Watchmen is currently making its film festival rounds. As soon as there is a DVD release date we will let you know. To learn more

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Apr 12, 2017

From the Crypt

The Soska Sisters Give Insight Into Their Remake Of Rabid

Back in February of last year we reported that the Soska sisters, Jen and Sylvia, will be directing the remake of David Cronenberg’s 1977 film Rabid. There hasn’t been any news since, until now. The writing-directing sister team, also known as the “Twisted Twins”, let a lit info slip about their approach to the making the film while talking to The Horror Channel. We are very honored to have been the team chosen to take on the remake of Cronenberg’s Rabid. Normally, I’m not a huge fan of remakes but that’s if they don’t have anything new to bring to the story. We have a unique perspective just because of who we are to tell the story from Rose’s eyes as well as make a commentary on the increasingly rabid world that we live in. Also, we’ve been dying to get back into body horror. Ten years into David’s filmmaking career, he remade The Fly and it brought him to

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Apr 9, 2017

News

Woman (In Horror) Crush Wednesday: Adrienne Barbeau

Greetings my Little Monsters. I see you have returned to find out which wonderful woman of the horror genre is in the spotlight today. As you have already seen, this week’s Woman Crush is the immensely talented Adrienne Barbeau. Adrienne is a California girl, born and raised in the city of Sacramento. Her career began when she started touring with the San Jose Civic Light Opera in 1963. It was when she went on tour through Southeast Asia with a musical comedy revue, to provide entertainment for military personnel, that Adrienne truly fell in love with acting. She moved to New York in the late 60’s to further pursue her dream of acting. And as many actors and actresses must do, she took a job that would pay the bills while auditioning for roles. One job she held while living in New York, was as a go-go dancer for a particular infamous organization. I won’t give their name, but I’ll

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Capt McNeely

Mar 22, 2017

Books

Spectacular Optical Announces Book Dedicated To The Career Of Filmmaker Jean Rollin

Publisher Spectacular Optical has announced Lost Girls: The Phantasmagorical Cinema of Jean Rollin, a book about the filmmaking career of Jean Rollin in the genres of fantasy and horror. The book, a collection of essays, was written completely by women and features critics, scholars, and historians. It will discuss Rollins’ major themes that carry throughout his work, including his use of women in the horror genre and more. From the Press Release: Canadian micro-publisher Spectacular Optical is pleased to announce a new book focused on the career of French fantasy and horror filmmaker Jean Rollin, LOST GIRLS: THE PHANTASMAGORICAL CINEMA OF JEAN ROLLIN, penned by all women critics, scholars and film historians. Set to be released in the summer of 2017, this collection of essays covers the wide range of Rollin’s career from 1968’s LE VIOL DU VAMPIRE through his 2010 swansong, LE MASQUE DE LA MÉDUSE, touching upon his horror, fantasy, crime and sex films—including many lesser seen titles.

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 22, 2017

Trailers

The First Trailer For ‘Eat Local’ Features Vampires And A Granny With A Gun

Sink your teeth into the first trailer for the upcoming horror-comedy, Eat Local, from Jason Flemyng who is making his directorial debut. Flemyng is known for his roles in films such as The Forbidden Empire, in the series Primeval, in X-Men: First class, Clash of the Titans, Mirrors and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Daredevil actor Charlie Cox stars alongside Mackenzie Crook (Game of Thrones), Dexter Fletcher (Eddie the Eagle), Ruth Jones (Gavin & Stacey), Annette Crosbie (Into the Woods), Vincent Regan (300), and Freema Agyeman and Eve Myles, both of Doctor Who. Danny King penned the script for this bloody vampire flick whose trailer features a lot of teeth, blood, and a granny with an automatic. The film centers on an Essex boy names Sebastian (Billy Cook), whose promise of a night of passion with a ravishing cougar quickly turns into a fight for survival after she decides to introduce him to some of her friends – a

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 20, 2017

Streaming TV

New Supernatural Series ‘Midnight, Texas’ Coming To NBC This July

Vampires and psychics and werewolves, oh my! We first told you about the upcoming supernatural series Midnight, Texas back last year. Soon, the trailer was released. This February we broke the news that Friday the 13th star Derek Mears would be making an appearance on the new show. Now, NBC has announced that we will see Midnight, Texas premiere this summer. Midnight, Texas, an adaption of Charlaine Harris’ novel series by the same name, is closely tied to True Blood. Featuring Vampires, witches, werewolves and the supernatural, there is a chance that the two series may crossover at some point. While it looks normal from the outside, Midnight is a safe haven for all supernatural beings, as well as humans, fortune tellers and other outcasts. Residents must deal with bikers, police and other challenges, all while coping with each other and while trying to find a murderer. The lead role of Manfred Bernardo, a powerful psychic and the new guy

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 18, 2017

News

Woman (In Horror) Crush Wednesday: Linnea Quigley

It’s often said that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. But there just happens to be one woman who is trash and treasure all in one, and her name is Linnea Quigley. Now when I speak of her as “Trash“, my Little Monsters, I am obviously speaking of her iconic character from the 1985 classic, Return of the Living Dead. In the late 70’s, after graduating from high school in Davenport, IA, Linea and her family relocated to Los Angeles. She began working at a health spa owned by Jack Lalane...yes, the Jack Lalane from the juicer infomercials who swam while handcuffed and shackled and also towing 70 rowboats behind him at the age of 70. But this is about Linea, so let’s not get side tracked… like I just did. Anyways, while working at this spa, Linnea met models who were employed as extras on films. Friends began suggesting to Linnea that she should try acting, and luckily

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Capt McNeely

Mar 15, 2017

Events

New Jersey Horror Con To Feature Theta States And Romeo’s Distress As Double Feature

Manny Serrano’s Theta States and Jeff Frumess’ Romeo’s Distress will both be deputing at this year’s New Jersey Horror Con and Film Festival on April 2, 2017. From the Press Release: On April 2nd, 2017, The New Jersey Horror Con and Film Festival will mark the Garden State Premiere of a pair of psychological thrillers from two NYC Filmmakers. First up at 6pm, is Director Manny Serrano’s (Blood Slaughter Massacre, M is for Mastectomy) nightmare-themed Theta States. Immediately following at 7:45pm is Jeff Frumess’ (M is for Muffins) love-sick feature film debut, Romeos Distress. Starring NJ’s own Thomas Ryan (Faces, RAPT), Erin Brown (aka Misty Mundae – Masters of Horror, Strip Club Massacre) and Deana Demko (Ghosts of Angela Webb, Ironbound Vampire, Witches Blood), Theta States is about insomniac Danny (Ryan)who is prescribed an experimental audio therapy which soon causes him to suffer from wicked hallucinations and blackouts. The film features music from Philly’s own S&M Punk band GASH OFFICIAL,

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Kelli Marchman McNeely

Mar 14, 2017