DVD Review: Ebola Rex (2020)

November 7, 2020

Written by DanXIII

Daniel XIII; the result of an arcane ritual involving a King Diamond album, a box of Count Chocula, and a copy of Swank magazine, is a screenwriter, actor, artist, and reviewer of fright flicks…Who hates ya baby?

After a brief intro from horror hostess Malovia: The Queen of Screams, we jump right into a dinosaur getting knocked over by an explosion, followed by an in-depth conversation on snack foods. I think it’s safe to say we are off to the races here boils n’ ghouls…

So yeah; a T-rex is ripping a city a new asshole, and the military are surprisingly helpless against it… I mean I get it; how much experience could they possibly have with such things… anyway, that T-rex? The mother fucker is riddled with full blown ebola, so if you thought this thing was a menace before, you better look the fuck out now bud!

This is straight up silly ridiculousness and I really fucking enjoyed it. The entire thing seems unscripted and filmed after whoever on screen just smoked up (in some cases this is literally shown… Mike Ferguson I salute you sir) and went to town… you know that’s a good thing in a batshit flick like this, right? Speaking of which, my favorite performance by far was the “I don’t give a shit” voice acting of what has to be one of the most laid back reporters of all time; chef’s fuckin’ kiss on that one movie!

As for the effects; they’re CG… I would have prefered puppets and miniatures, but ya can’t always get what you fuckin’ want, but there’s no such thing as a bad dinosaur in my beastly book.

Movin’ on to the bonus features on this DVD, you get a duo of trailers, an extended scenes, and a gallery of behind-the-scenes photos.

Look, it’s called Ebola Rex; you know what you’re in for; so light up and enjoy the ride why dontcha?

 

 

 

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