by DanXIII | Feb 5, 2022 | Uncategorized
A black garbed man drives through the streets of Los Angeles having all manner of dreadful flashbacks involving a fatal car accident before arriving at an apartment building (home to an inordinate amount of absolutely stunning women… and absolutely vomitus...
by DanXIII | Feb 5, 2022 | Movies, Reviews
Ever wonder what ALF would be like if Gordon Shumway was constructed from 80/20 ground beef? No? Well you are readin’ the wrong column mother fucker! Speaking of “mother fucker”, those words start with the letters “M” and “F”...
by DanXIII | Jan 29, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Dora Baldini (Daria Nicolodi), her kiddo Marco (Beyond the Door’s David Colin Jr.), and her new husband Bruno (we don’t talk about Bruno no no… okay, we do, and he’s played by Yor: the Hunter From the Future’s Overlord himself, John...
by DanXIII | Jan 29, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Prolific cinematic maverick Jess Franco directed roughly 7,865 movies in his career, so it seems inevitable he would ply his trade with a lil’ film noir… and he sure as shit did! To that end we turn our putrid peepers towards Severin’s release of...
by DanXIII | Jan 23, 2022 | Foreign, Movies, Reviews
Mona (Gro Swantje Kohlhof) heads to a hotel in the remote village of Stainbach after her mother, flight attendant Marlene (Sandra Hüller), falls victim to a severe mental episode while staying at the same location… a location that has been plaguing her chronic...
